For those geeks out there with no wife yet (me included) this is what we should aim for.

We have Brian, a happy husband. 5 years ago his wife made a giant Mario quilt that is roughly 6-feet wide and 8-feet tall and hangs nicely on the wall in the basement gameroom. She used 16 different fabrics which makes it a 4-bit color quilt and it has 36 columns over 44 rows.

via BoingBoing