Jedi Master attacked by Darth Vader, for real
Posted Sunday, March 30th, 2008 by Alex Ion
Jonba Hehol is a Jedi Master and the founder of the UK Church of Jedi. Something funny/weird happened the other week when the guy was giving a TV interview in his back garden and was attacked by … guess who … Darth Vader himself.
Apparently a guy that was under the influence of alcohol, wielding a metal crutch and wearing a black big-ban attacked hairdresser Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead, the Jedi Master. After dealing with him he went over to the TV crew.
“This wasn’t a joke. This was serious,” he said to the Telegraph.
The Police is investigating the assault, but I have a small hunch that this was just a simple joke. Too bad the Police has to come up with the winner of a fight between a Jedi Master and Darth Vader.
